Hola, gente bonita!

[xp_america]

I am America. That cute little blanquito said I probably wouldn't get bored here, so I'm counting on you. And if anyone has any ideas on how I can get back my portal opening abilities, bonus.

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[xp_banshee]

Oh, you're the cute blanquito. I can't really disagree, except for the 'little' implication.

[xp_america]

Almost everyone is little to me. Especially since I can lift them one-handed.

[xp_banshee]

Fair enough. How tall are you?

[xp_america]

1.8m give or take.

[xp_wildchild]

She bench pressed me while we were waiting to bug outta Madripoor. Cause, you know, we were bored. Popped my back, which was rad because I had hella messed it up doing my bloodhound impression.

[xp_banshee]

She bench pressed you? Like a log or something? I'm glad it helped your back, though.

[xp_wildchild]

Yep. you know, we sat, we ate some spring rolls, we talked about how strong she was, I told her the mansion was fulla cute girls, it was a whole thing.

[xp_banshee]

Oh, you bonded. You're so good at that sort of thing.